SHARK'S DIARY
Cigarettes - 0
Walkers all-butter shortbreads - 10
Cigarettes - 0
Coffee - 6
Cigarettes - 0
Alcohol units - 6 (ish)
Cigarettes - 0
Meals - Approximately 4
Cigarettes - 0
Snacks - Approximately 4
Cigarettes - 0
Pointless arguments with husband about nothing - 3
Cigarettes - 0
Remaining xmas chocolates - All
Cigarettes - 0
Walkers all-butter shortbreads - 10
Cigarettes - 0
Coffee - 6
Cigarettes - 0
Alcohol units - 6 (ish)
Cigarettes - 0
Meals - Approximately 4
Cigarettes - 0
Snacks - Approximately 4
Cigarettes - 0
Pointless arguments with husband about nothing - 3
Cigarettes - 0
Remaining xmas chocolates - All
Cigarettes - 0
posted by jazzshark at 8:07 PM
5 Comments:
How do we know you wren't smoking between "Cigarette - 0"'s?
Shark or Bridget Jones.
WELL DONE THOUGH.
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Bridget Shark - an aquatic Rene Zellwegger played by one of Girls Aloud - sounds better than Shark Jones - a 70s' hustler with a car that breaks down all the time and a mean streak
Cool! We will send you more shortbread xxx
yay!!
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