I'LL SEE YOU NEXT LIFETIME

I toyed for a full 2 minutes with purchasing Madonna tickets for Madison Square Garden in June, which went on sale yesterday. Until I looked at the prices that is. They range from a mere $255 to a staggering $11,400! On top of which you need a Masters degree in architecture to understand the seating plan.

I might sell a few tickets for a fiver to sit at my kitchen window with binoculars, as the view will probably equate to the $300 tickets or thereabouts.

I mean really, what is she, THE Madonna?