THEY'RE CELEBRITIES, GET THEM OUT OF HERE

Whilst it is truly lovely having the adorable CNL around, I am noticing subtle shifts in the apartment. There is a copy of something called 'Star Magazine' in the bathroom. Then there are the weird mutterings behind laptops (1 broken from overuse, 2 to go.) 'It seems like everyone is moving out of Coronation Street.......' 'Chantelle has been talking about being bullied at school'..... 'Britney Spears is pregnant again' All of this over a perpetual background sountrack of 'When You Wasn't Famous' the new, and frankly appalling single from The Streets. I can only presume CNL is watching the video over and over and over (and over) just to catch a glimpse of the demented one.....
It's a worry.