TOURIST TRAP

Back in the days when I lived in Earl's Court, I found myself engaged in an almost daily exchange with rock-gig or exhibition-seeking tourists on the tube platform or street, which went something like this:
'Excuse me, where is Earl's Court please?'
'You're in it'.

Nowadays, in a manner of speaking, I've become a London tourist. I therefore feel no compunction in mentioning that for the past two weeks we have been staying in St Paul's, thank you very much.