BUMF

Today we received a document from our landlord entitled 'Fire Safety Plan'.

'Aha' I thought, 'finally they've noticed that our building is rather prone to spontaneous combustion....'

This is what it says:

Sprinkler System: No
Fire Alarm: No
Public Address System: No
Other Information: There is no access to any adjoining buildings from the roof level.

That is actually ALL it says, apart from mentioning that our exit is via the main lobby door, which after three years here I've just about got to grips with...

Hmmm. So where exactly is the 'safety' part, or indeed the 'plan'?