FACE OFF
Today I got hijacked by a woman called Monique, who did things to my face. For an hour. Mostly against my will. Then made me pay for it. I now have some green mud and about 5 different types of moisturiser. She also managed to get my address and phone number.
I have no idea how this happened - I was merely tryng to find the exit in Bloomingdale's.
I've spent my life successfully avoiding people like Monique. Now she is threatening to call me in 2 weeks to do it all over again.
So there's only one solution. I have to stage my own suicide.
I have no idea how this happened - I was merely tryng to find the exit in Bloomingdale's.
I've spent my life successfully avoiding people like Monique. Now she is threatening to call me in 2 weeks to do it all over again.
So there's only one solution. I have to stage my own suicide.
posted by jazzshark at 6:39 PM
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Shark I can give you lessons on how to repel the general public. xxx
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